It’s “Disturbing German Fairytales Monday!”
Looks like Pauline needs to read my self-help book: Don’t let your cats convince you to set yourself on fire and other motivational stories for children.
ED. NOTE: In the story, the cats are actually trying to PREVENT Pauline from setting herself on fire. But they are cats, so their prevention techniques essentially equate to saying “Meow” and “Meo” and “Meeooo” and other weird cat things to say. So, in actuality, Pauline should read my best-selling follow-up self help book, You should have better role models than your cats, because your cats don’t speak English (or German), therefore won’t have much luck in preventing you from setting yourself on fire, you dumb bitch.
(from the always amusing Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug)
